CHRIS DUFRESNE’S RANKINGS AND COMMENTS:*--* Rk. Team...

CHRIS DUFRESNE’S RANKINGS AND COMMENTS:

*--* Rk. Team (Rec.) Comment (last week’s rank) 1

USC

(1-0) Plans to steal three or four players from Florida during bye week. 2

WEST VIRGINIA

(1-0) At Marshall this week means a whole lot of holler hollerin’. 3

LOUISIANA

STATE (1-0) “Safety first” strategy could lead to 2-0 win over Virginia Tech. 4

FLORIDA

(1-0) Players caught looking ahead to Tennessee will be ordered to clean swamp. 5

WISCONSIN

(1-0) Running back banned from travel misses Treasure Island in Vegas this week. 6

UCLA

(1-0) Rankman offers altitude sickness pills for high-flying Bruins. 7

OKLAHOMA

(1-0) Players make “Vacate This!” official motto for 2007 season. 8

LOUISVILLE

(1-0) Should dominate Middle Tennessee from middle to end. 9

CALIFORNIA

(1-0) Next coach who punts ball to DeSean Jackson will be the dumbest. 10

GEORGIA

(1-0) Uga resting comfortably after run-in with big-headed Oklahoma State mascot. 11

VIRGINIA TECH

(1-0) Not an easy opener, but no one’s going to dock you style points. 12

TEXAS

(1-0) Chaplain available to discuss near-Michigan experience against Arkansas State. 13

PENN STATE

(1-0) Paterno can’t wait to break down the film on Notre Dame International. 14

HAWAII

(1-0) New York just now receiving Morse Code report of last weekend’s win. 15

RUTGERS

(1-0) Nice you could sandwich Navy between Buffalo and Norfolk State. 16

BOISE STATE

(1-0) Well, it’s about time Washington invited you over for dinner. 17

OHIO STATE

(1-0) This week the marching band will dot the “i” in Appalachian. 18

TEXAS

CHRISTIAN (1-0) No way to treat Southern Methodist on 20th anniversary of the death penalty. 19

NEBRASKA

(1-0) Tailback from L.A. rushes for 200-plus yards and he’s not a Trojan? 20

GEORGIA TECH

(1-0) Blew through South Bend so fast it didn’t even stop at toll plaza. 21

ALABAMA

(1-0) Coach says he’s happy and will coach team several more weeks. 22

ARKANSAS

(1-0) Record confirms Hogs did not play USC in season opener. 23

TENNESSEE

(0-1) Serves you right for not taking Smokey on the Berkeley trip. 24

APPALACHIAN

STATE (1-0) Figures to be the best guest appearance ever on Big Ten Network. 25

MICHIGAN

(0-1) Safety rope saves team from steep fall off Rankman Mountain. *--*